Jalapeno Cheddar Cheese

Let me start out by saying this is not for the faint of heart. Making it is fairly easy, but after the fermentation you need to toughen up and pull it together because things start looking questionable. This is all part of the process. But in the end you are left with this bomb-ass cheese. Yes, I said bomb-ass. Because it is. It is by far the most cheese-like of all my cheeses and by far the most popular. And when it's done you'll feel incredibly proud, like you pulled off something impossible- when really it was quite simple. And people will ask you again and again 'how was this made?!'. And you will tell them 'Oh, it was nothing', as your mind wonders back to when things were looking questionable. But you did it anyway, because you're brave, and you're bomb-ass as well.

That's my spiel for the Cheddar, it was supposed to both pump you up and prepare you. It's not hard, but it's certainly not for the faint of heart.

I once made this cheddar using a heart shaped cookie cutter, isn't it a beauty?

2 cups raw cashews, soaked for 20 minutes
1⁄2 cup yellow bell pepper juice (1-2 bell peppers run through the juicer)
1⁄2 cup water
1 teaspoon non-dairy probiotics: I buy mine at a health food store in the refrigerated section in capsules. For mine about 8 opened capsules equals 1 teaspoon. I like the Solaray brand, I get something similar to this
1 pair of new cheap pantyhose, trust me on this

Blend all ingredients in a high-speed blender, I use my trusty vitamix. You want it to be completely smooth and creamy, so be patient. The easiest way to set the cheese up is with the foot of a new pair of pantyhose. You can use a nutmilk bag or cheesecloth- I've done both, and the pantyhose always works best. Cut a leg off and have someone hold it open as your pour your mixture from the blender into the leg. Once it's all in squeeze it down into the foot of the panty hose then tie it off with a knot and cut off the excess fabric.

Get a bowl and place a mesh strainer on top, stick your pantyhose filled with cheese on the mesh strainer. You need to place a weight on top of the strainer so excess liquid slowly starts to drip off. Nothing too heavy, I use either a glass tupperware or a plastic bowl with some water in it- balance it on top of the pantyhose filled with cheese. Now that this is all set up, drape a dish towel over top and place this whole contraption in a cool dry place. This needs to ferment for 36 hours. ((Warning- if it is too hot it will mold, so avoid this recipe in South Florida summers unless you pump your AC like a mad man)).

Ok- let it do it's thing, you've got 36 hours to kill at this point. Once the 36 hours pass you will take apart the contraption and most likely be fairly concerned. It'll look gross. There might even be a spec of mold on the pantyhose. There most likely will be this 'crust' that has built up around the pantyhose too. I told you- not for the faint of heart. It's fine. Toughen up.

Cut the knot off your pantyhose, now invert it into a new clean bowl to get the cheese from the inside of the pantyhose out. Now throw that pantyhose away, it's gross. Mix in the following ingredients into your cheese:

3/4 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons nutrional yeast
1 small jalapeno, seeds removed and diced into tiny pieces (optional)

You don't need to add the jalapeno, in fact, it's the fermented bell pepper that makes this tangy and jalapeno-like, but if you want the spice factor then go for it!

Once everything is well mixed pour it into a small bowl (the bowl you will be serving it in) and allow it to set in the fridge over night. Ideally this should be made in ring molds, because it's fancier and it'll look more like a mini wheel of cheese, but I don't own ring molds so I improvise. Over time the cheese will develop a 'rind' if you keep the cheese in the fridge for a few days, this also makes it look more like real cheese but it's not necessary. Mine never lasts that long in the fridge at my house anyways.

 You see.... not so hard? So go out there, be brave, and make some bomb-ass jalapeno cheddar!

Easy Cheezy Smoked Gouda

Some plant-based cheeses take forever to set, others take forever to ferment, but this bad boy of a cheese is whipped up and ready to serve in just under an hour!

So this cheese has the texture of a mozzarella almost. And it tastes like smoked ham. This was a love or hate type of cheese when I served it, just a heads up.

1/2 cup raw almonds, soaked for 15 minutes
1/2 cup raw cashews, soaked for 15 minutes
1/2 cup water
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon raw agave nectar
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon liquid smoke
1/4 cup nutritional yeast
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 cup water
5 tablespoons agar flakes or 1 1/2 tablespoons agar powder*

Add all ingredients into the blender except the cup of water and agar and blend until smooth. A Vitamix is highly recommended because you want the mixture to be completely grit-free. If you don't have a Vitamix just be patient and stop often to scrape down the sides. Once the mixture is grit-free start making your agar mixture. Bring the cup of water to a low boil in a small pot on the stove top. Add in the agar and whisk until it is completely dissolved, this may take a minute or two. Once the agar is completely dissolved drizzle it into the blender and blend until everything is well incorporated. You must act quick because once the agar starts to cool it will set. Pour the mixture into a small dish or a ring mold and place in the fridge for a minimum of 30 minutes to allow to set. If you poured your mixture into a dish you may need to skim a butter knife around the edge of the dish and the cheese should just pop right out. Dust with some smoked paprika and serve!

*Agar is a gel derived from red algae and has a similar consistency as gelatin once it sets. It is a very popular ingredient in Asian desserts. You can pick up the flakes at Whole Foods in the aisle where they sell dried seaweed snacks and kelp powders.

Recipe adapted from nouveauraw