That's my spiel for the Cheddar, it was supposed to both pump you up and prepare you. It's not hard, but it's certainly not for the faint of heart.
I once made this cheddar using a heart shaped cookie cutter, isn't it a beauty? |
1⁄2 cup yellow bell pepper juice (1-2 bell peppers run through the juicer)
1⁄2 cup water
1 teaspoon non-dairy probiotics: I buy mine at a health food store in the refrigerated section in capsules. For mine about 8 opened capsules equals 1 teaspoon. I like the Solaray brand, I get something similar to this
1 pair of new cheap pantyhose, trust me on this
Blend all ingredients in a high-speed blender, I use my trusty vitamix. You want it to be completely smooth and creamy, so be patient. The easiest way to set the cheese up is with the foot of a new pair of pantyhose. You can use a nutmilk bag or cheesecloth- I've done both, and the pantyhose always works best. Cut a leg off and have someone hold it open as your pour your mixture from the blender into the leg. Once it's all in squeeze it down into the foot of the panty hose then tie it off with a knot and cut off the excess fabric.
Get a bowl and place a mesh strainer on top, stick your pantyhose filled with cheese on the mesh strainer. You need to place a weight on top of the strainer so excess liquid slowly starts to drip off. Nothing too heavy, I use either a glass tupperware or a plastic bowl with some water in it- balance it on top of the pantyhose filled with cheese. Now that this is all set up, drape a dish towel over top and place this whole contraption in a cool dry place. This needs to ferment for 36 hours. ((Warning- if it is too hot it will mold, so avoid this recipe in South Florida summers unless you pump your AC like a mad man)).
Ok- let it do it's thing, you've got 36 hours to kill at this point. Once the 36 hours pass you will take apart the contraption and most likely be fairly concerned. It'll look gross. There might even be a spec of mold on the pantyhose. There most likely will be this 'crust' that has built up around the pantyhose too. I told you- not for the faint of heart. It's fine. Toughen up.
Cut the knot off your pantyhose, now invert it into a new clean bowl to get the cheese from the inside of the pantyhose out. Now throw that pantyhose away, it's gross. Mix in the following ingredients into your cheese:
3/4 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons nutrional yeast
1 small jalapeno, seeds removed and diced into tiny pieces (optional)
You don't need to add the jalapeno, in fact, it's the fermented bell pepper that makes this tangy and jalapeno-like, but if you want the spice factor then go for it!
Once everything is well mixed pour it into a small bowl (the bowl you will be serving it in) and allow it to set in the fridge over night. Ideally this should be made in ring molds, because it's fancier and it'll look more like a mini wheel of cheese, but I don't own ring molds so I improvise. Over time the cheese will develop a 'rind' if you keep the cheese in the fridge for a few days, this also makes it look more like real cheese but it's not necessary. Mine never lasts that long in the fridge at my house anyways.
You see.... not so hard? So go out there, be brave, and make some bomb-ass jalapeno cheddar!